Halloween is just around the corner and you might be thinking about your costume. I was thinking about it myself and started to ponder the evolution of costumes throughout your 20s. The early 20s seemed to center around costumes intended on revealing the most skin and attracting the most male attention (God, we were pathetic) and harnessed little creativity or brain function. This was the time when hordes of sexy witches, angels, devils, and kitties wandered the streets and bars. As you get a bit older the costumes got a bit more interesting and have more thought and fabric put into them (hopefully).
I may have evolved to more creative and age appropriate costumes but that does not mean the whole world came with me. Baring witness to costumes over the last few years it seems the sexy costumes of the youngens (apparently this is not a word but I have made it one because I am old now and I do stuff like that in my spare time) are no less revealing but have evolved past the sexy witch, kitten, angel and devil. Costumes seem to have entered a bizarre realm where people try to make just about anything sexy/slutty and as skin baring as possible.
Nothing screams sexy like slutty food?
Nothing turns heads like a sexy cob of corn. Am I right, fellas?
Sexifying beloved children’s toys/cartoons, sure.
Yes, that is sexy Oscar the Grouch.
But wait….don’t forget…..
Man, potatoes are so hawt this year.
Sexy animals…and no I am afraid we are not stopping at sexy kitten anymore, people.
Behold, the sexy elephant, chicken and owl.
If household electronics get your motor running…
…..this sexy remote should do the trick..or treat.
And of course the honorable mention category of random terror.
I will actually give credit to that sexy Chewbacca, nice work. Sexy martini, no just no!
Remember, Halloween is a time to really get your creative juices flowing and be something you have always wanted to be whether that be a simple vampire or zombie Hilary Clinton.
Happy Halloween everyone and remember you don’t need more skin to win and really, look at how ridiculous you could potentially look.
Just to leave on the most disturbing note possible…..
Ya, that happened.